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AI still can't do trombones or hands properly

....and what the heck is that horn supposed to be?

Digidog wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 11:39 pm ....and what the heck is that horn supposed to be?

Obviously a BAC modified Selmer Bolero

BGuttman wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 11:52 pm

Digidog wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 11:39 pm ....and what the heck is that horn supposed to be?

Obviously a BAC modified Selmer Bolero

It’s an AITOS—Artificial Intelligence Trombone Shaped Object.

Are you nuts? I have one of those models, complete with the gold mouthpiece welded into the lead pipe. I find that the multiple thumb braces really enhance the sound and make it much easier to hold with whatever the heck appendage is on that hand.

BGuttman wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 11:52 pm

Digidog wrote: ↑Mon May 05, 2025 11:39 pm ....and what the heck is that horn supposed to be?

Obviously a BAC modified Selmer Bolero

Ha, ha! It also seems like having a gooseneck bore of - like - .590, and a special counterweight tuning slide, to properly intonate the counteracting forces when holding the whatever-it-may-be trombone-shaped object.

And, Dana: Of course I'm nuts!

I have always wanted that model. The best feature is the 1/4 tone transposing tubing on the tuning slide brace. To engage it, you must use the “think” system.

Well, i thought it was very progressive of them to show a female in a position of authority.

robcat2075 wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 5:58 pm Well, i thought it was very progressive of them to show a female in a position of authority.

You think 'Sandra" is authoritative?
Are you sure she's a 32-year-old female?
Perhaps it's really Einstein before he started violin?